We don't want leaders

Disclosure: I am not a member of some "tea party", nor do I play with dollies.  I don't wave the American Flag every Fourth Of July (a wholly owned subsidiary of PepsiCo).  I don't attend Klan rallies, and I don't dress up in camofluage and run around the woods yelling "Wolverines!"  I am not what you think I am, nor what some might want me to be.
 
I did not vote for Obama.  I did not vote for McCain.  I won't vote for Palin.
 
Which is ironic because I am constantly told from media sources of a variety of stripes that Sarah Palin is the Leader of the Tea Party Movement (a wholly owned subsidiary of Coca-Cola, Inc).  How about... no.
 
I sometimes call myself a neo-marxist, as in Groucho: I won't join any club that would have me as a member.  I'm sure it's a real nice party, all six hundred of you and none of the millions of people who are going to change this country, but we decided to skip your little debutante's ball.  Hope it turns out great for you.  A party is probably exactly what you need right now, as you've had a very rough time "leading" us, and it's only going to get worse.
 
Before it, unlike a shape-shifting reptilian, was blatantly edited to excise any difficult passages (original quote is available at ~1:34:30 in today's Baloney Salad, secret ingredient peanuts), this Washington Post article mentioned something akin to...
 
...a series of broad principles that local tea parties largely embrace: fiscal conservativism and a strict upholding of the Constitution.
 
As I commented in the show, the *only* thing these "leaders" can agree upon is, frankly: Ron Paul is right.  Hey that's just brilliant.  You're so far ahead of the curve.  You're, like, the leaderiest leaders that ever lead.  Guide us to the promised land of endless caribou steaks and a no-nonsense solution to the lower races, like the good ole days.
 
And for your desert?  How about a 55-gallon drum of Shut The Fuck Up
 
We don't want "leaders" - we are leaders.  That is why we are ahead of you, and you are behind us.  We're faster than you.  Or more accurately, we are doing what we want, and you don't like that because then we are not doing what you want.
 
Why won't we do what you tell us to do? Why won't we let you lead us?
 
Tough schnookies.  You're anachronisms, dinosaurs, perpetuators of a flawed system is why.  You're, as the kids say, useless.  We know more about politics/history/reality than you do, and we make up our own minds about what is right.  Your worldview is distorted by greed and lust, as well as several other sins, we suspect.  We suspect.  We know politicians lie, so we're not letting you lie to us.
 
Tom Tancredo leads nothing lol.  If she has a time machine, Sarah Palin should travel back in time and vie to oust Miss Teen South Carolina in the state race.  Sarah may have at least seen a map at some point, though I wouldn't bet metal on it.
 
Like Christ, but so unlike your Tancredo Christians, I forgive you for being utter fools.  We'll just point and laugh at you, because you are funny... in a sad way.  But that's all you get, other than a one small nugget of truth I'll give you as a hint, a glimpse of the truth you don't yet understand.
 
Humanity is finally growing up.  All over the world we're putting down our dollies, and the frilly dresses and shiny uniforms of your make-believe social strata are just that: make believe.  The Federal government is formed by the Constitution and stricly limited therein.  Your entire claim rests on our agreement to pay you.  It's not "taxed enough already", because it's not a joint account and we aren't married.  We have the right to reform you, because we made and can unmake you.  You don't get a choice.  Insomuch as any humans anywhere can form contracts (though I question the need to) you're going to adhere to ours with you or we're terminating it, yelling fraud and demanding compensation all the way.  We write the job description, and we decide to fire our employees when they misbehave.
 
We don't need leaders, by which you mean rulers.  Sorry, no sale.  Go suck a lemon.
 
When the 600 people foolish enough to spend what used to be a lot of money to watch a cinderblock speak nonsense - I mean: who attend "tea parties" - realize that they are the laughing stocks of the "movement", well... it's gonna be a hoot.  They put in all that effort to promote themselves higher up the ladder of an absurd ponzi scheme, only to realize there's no grass beneath their feet, no backs to claw, no pockets to pick.
 
You still play with dollies?  Shark jumped, chumps.